boarding moonflower babe

it's all about boarding baby!

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Location: United Kingdom

I'm not tall but I'm definitely not short. If I was a flower, I'd probably aspire to be an orchid or a graceful calla lily but would probably just be a sunflower. I have tried to be cool and angsty but I keep forgetting and get the fit of the giggle! I've decided to give up the fight and just roll with the giggles and not even go down the road of chic...

Saturday, April 16, 2005

Kiting/Surfing/Land-buggying (T-5 weeks)

SKY HOOKED BABY!

THAT's where I'll be in about 5 weeks and I am sooo excited! I'll be meeting up with a really fabulous mate who'll be trying out her land-buggying coaching skills on me and I CAN'T WAIT!

Note to self: Must improve swimming skills if going out to sea...

I have to share this...

I LOVE Hello Dolly! Oh! My! God! How much do I love that movie! I'm thinking that in my previous life I must've been a gay man. How else can I explain my absolute worshipness at the altar of Streisand? Hello Dolly/ The Mirror Has Two Faces/ Funny Girl... Yup. I definitely have Streisand issues.

Monday, April 11, 2005

What is wrong with the world?!

This morning, I woke up and I was feeling really fat and sluggish and ugly and unattractive and exposed - I'm wearing my contact lenses now instead of my glasses that I can hide behind. You know those days. Every woman has them. Yes, even Claudia Schiffer.
So, there I am feeling slug-like and about as attractive as a monobrow (as poor Ems will verify!) when I watch this program while I'm working. Boy - talk about change of perception... Man, are there ever some people with big issues out there. Yup. Plastic surgery folks. That's what the whole world's going through right now. There's the one with the guy who's gotten himself a pair of breasts (yeah, don't ask..), there's the woman with the BIGGEST damn breasts I have ever seen in my life.. the list goes on. And these peeps are in some serious pain. I know, I know. No pain, no gain but come on!
This is the problem. Society pays too much attention to what you look like and not enough on what kind of person you are. Ok, I'm not saying the Brad Pitt, Adam Levine and Josh Hartnett aren't absolutely gorgeous. Yes, they are (hooboy! are they ever!)! But there is a limit to how much we try to aim for absolute perfection surely? If anything, people are attracted to those with imperfections - the crooked nose, or lopsided smile (I should be HUGELY attractive then!) and that's what so many of us are forgetting.
But I guess to each their own... I just know that I'm going to keep perservering with the gym and running and eating properly ... and a wing and a prayer (!) to help me look closer to what I would like to look like and if that doesn't happen then fine - at least I'll be fit and healthy.
Because at the end of the day, you can look even more perfect than Barbie, but if you have all the personality, intelligence and wit of an empty jam-jar, buddy, you're screwed.

I want to break freeeee...

Queen said it best. Breaking free would be absolutely fabulous right about now.

Panglossian? Me?!

I've been accused of this frequently. I beg to differ. I also need to unsubscribe to Word of the Day! I'm addicted to it.
I don't think that I am particularly more or less Pollyanna-esque than any other optimistic "half-full" person. Of course I try to look at the bright side of everything - life would be so Prozac Nation (Elizabeth Wurtzel). And believe me, when you live in a cold, wet and gray country (although today it is quite bright and beautiful)you need to be as panglossianic as you can get.
Which is probably why I've been dreaming of emigrating. To Hawaii. Or Brazil. Or Hawaii...!