Welcome newbie guest!

Hey Simon!
I bet this freaks you out at least a little ay? Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce my newest guest, little Simon-poppet who is my surrogate brother/son/nephew and one of the sweetest little boys you'd ever meet. He's actually 22 but in my mind, Simon will always be 10 - filthy 10 year old but 10 years old nevertheless!
Have a great day today poppet and speak to you soon....


aw! bless his wee cotton socks!

With big hugs
your big sister/surrogate mom/aunt
Moonflower

Look Ma! That there's a floatin' house

There it is people. One of the most beautiful little cities in the world. It's bright, clean, friendly, small, it has mountains in view wherever you look and lots and lots of lakes and lakelets... I only spent 4 days here but it stole my heart when I wasn't looking. Naughty Seattle! The vibe is so laid back and chilled out it just felt like home. I'm definiteely going back. And who knows? Maybe even permanently someday.
Don't get me wrong. When I was there, it was over Thanksgiving and boy did I ever freeze my tushie off! HOLY SMOKES it was cold. But the cold is so much easier to take when you're just surrounded by beauty. And best of all, it has everything that I could want: water for the water sports, mountains for the mountain sports and Stitch 'n' Bitch groups for the knitting! And of course, it is home to the King of el beverage: the mighty Coffee (all hail).
I just would not have time to be bored - in fact, I would probably have to schedule boredom time. Awesome!

My baby girl

my sleeping babyBoo princess

Just look at that face. Butter would not melt in her mouth. HAH. The only reason I keep this spawn of Satan is because:
a) she's just far, far too gorgeous
b) look at that face - she's such a cutesy, wutesy, lickle, marmalade dollbaby!
c) the RSPCA are afraid. very afraid
d) because how can you not love her?
e) when she just wakes up she has that fresh baby smell - she smells of baby powder and she nestles into the crook of your arm or on your belly and purrs and looks at you like you're the best momma in the whole world

But apart from that....!!!! I swear it's like having babies. Babies that NEVER GROW UP. But you can't do anything about because you're just completely in love with these balls of fluff! tsk. Cats...

I love happy news!

a mate of mine recently got engaged and he showed me the chosen ring - needless to say I was very impressed with his choice but not all that surprised. He must've gotten some help from a woman right? Right? But no! He chose this ring all by his little ole self. Needless to say, when I found out that this was a completely independent choice, I fainted. Metaphorically speaking of course. I am a hardy wee soul not prone to Victorian drama.



Oh yes. And they live overlooking this. Yes I know. I want to bitch slap them too, but you have no idea how hard it is because they are such damn good people! It's sickening :)
Congratulations George and Katie - may you have many, many wonderful years of beautiful togetherness ahead of you!

Honey, does my butt look big in this?

seriously, does this look like me?!

I swear... the number of people - FAMILY INCLUDED - who think that this is actually a picture of me! What the HELL are they thinking?! My hair has NEVER been that big. Seriously. And hello, when have I ever had a red handbag? Hell, when have I ever had a handbag?
You don't know me at all! I'd never have gone as Wonder Woman - SuperGirl all the way dudes. And definitely no to the whole heels thing. As. If.

Pictures! Now! @ your friendly nieghborhood blog

portrait of the blogger in her world wandering around all confusioned


Woohoo! Check out my badass self with the pictures and everything! Lovin' this, big stylee! hmm.. does this now mean I have NO excuse to "forget" the pictures? Dammit.