My biological clock is not ticking I assure you!

aw what a cutie!

All my friends seem to have been the cutest babies ever! Of course they're absolutely gorgeous now too so that could be why...(doh). I looked like a baby Dr. Spock. Seriously. With the pointy ears and high forehead and hairlessness. But look at this princess!

This ladies and gentlemen is one of my favoritest people around - Lexxi chic. Lexxi is younger than I am but so damn wise that sometimes I forget that I'M THE GROWNUP! You would have to go pretty damn far to find a friend as helpful or as caring. You'd also have to go very, very far to find anyone who can talk about anything to anyone at anytime, anywhere for any length of time! And Lexxi talks at the speed of light!! lol :)

I miss this chic - we used to have to longest ever conversations in some pub or coffee house and then walk back to my house and talk for another couple of hours again! She looks like a little princess doll (no change there then!) and is so intelligent it's bordering on the ridiculous. And on top of all that, she is so intuitive. How? How do you know what I'm thinking before I do?!

One of my many children

my little boy

Of course, he's not actually my little boy. And little Huggy Bear Dazzler is a little older...like around 22 or so but metaphorically he is my little boy.
This here is one of the friendliest, happy-go-luckiest, adorablest, sweetest, kindest, gentlest, huggiest little puppies you could ever come across.

Huggy Bear was in my challenger team last year and he was absolutely brilliant at keeping everyone calm and laughing. Even when I was on the verge of losing my temper and threatening to dropkick some asses (!) Dazzler was on hand to completely defuse rising tempers with his cheeky grin, lovely Irish lilt (no not the drink, the accent)and absolute cheek.

Of course, my nickname has stuck so every now and again when he's in town or emailing or messaging, I'm still referred to as "mommy" which...pretty much fulfills my maternal instincts!

Rain

Rain. Cold. Wind. Boo. Hello world and welcome to Spring in the UK. I'm now ready to emigrate. To Tobago. or Hawaii. Yeah! Hawaii!
If anyone out there has any spare sunshine and beach that you can email me, PLEASE DO!