My nickname aint wheels :(
A-boo.
That's right folkses. You are reading the blog of a big, fat FAILURE. :)
Nope. I didn't pass my driving test. But I'm not actually that bothered about it and do you want to know why? It's because I had a test that was nearly an hour long. And the test is only supposed to last 35 MINUTES! The gear box on the stupid instructor's car went to pot ON A HILL no less and that was what I was penalised on. I think they had met their quotas for the week. There were about 8 people who had taken their test before me and they had ALL failed. You know, somehow I'm thinking that THAT is just plain ole crazy. The law of averages should not allow for that. Those of you who are regular readers (Amanda!) may know that I like my theories, logic and pattern. The damn DSA just don't follow that. But I'm not bitter and twisted up about it. I reckon that I've just crossed the biggest hurdle and that is my fear of actual driving. And you know what? I actually like it. Yes dammit I do! I really luuurve the country roads and the twisted and winding lanes. And believe it or not, I feel quite exhilerated driving in the rain. Snow and ice are a whole different ball game altogether so let's just NOT go there! But does this setback mean that Moonflower now succumbs to the darkest despair? Wilting in rejection? Withering away because of this failure?
As if! Nah, I'm just going to book me another test. And buy a short skirt and a sexy top and see if that'll work *knowing wink*.
Now here's something that I have wondered about for a very long time. Wisdom teeth. A friend of mine recently had his out and, being the inquisitve flower that I am, I questioned him. Needless to say, I got absolutely no sense out of him whatsoever because he was completely drugged up to the eyeballs on tooth drugs. Therefore, I pose these questions to the world...
1) If you have your wisdom teeth removed, does that now mean that you are stupid?
2) If you didn't have wisdom teeth in the first place, does that mean that you never really had a chance to become a nuclear physicist?
3) Therefore, do all nuclear physicists, scientists, developers, engineers still have their wisdom teeth?
4) If you only have a couple of wisdom teeth, are all the other teeth known as stupid teeth? Or is there a hierarchy? Like the grand old wisdom teeth, then you have the warrior incisors and then you have the worker molars, etc.?
No. I have not been drinking anything stronger than a rather good cup of tea nor am I on any drugs... my mind merely works in mysterious ways. And on that note I shall leave you to ponder on the mysterious ways of the molar and look forward to hearing your thoughts... :)
That's right folkses. You are reading the blog of a big, fat FAILURE. :)
Nope. I didn't pass my driving test. But I'm not actually that bothered about it and do you want to know why? It's because I had a test that was nearly an hour long. And the test is only supposed to last 35 MINUTES! The gear box on the stupid instructor's car went to pot ON A HILL no less and that was what I was penalised on. I think they had met their quotas for the week. There were about 8 people who had taken their test before me and they had ALL failed. You know, somehow I'm thinking that THAT is just plain ole crazy. The law of averages should not allow for that. Those of you who are regular readers (Amanda!) may know that I like my theories, logic and pattern. The damn DSA just don't follow that. But I'm not bitter and twisted up about it. I reckon that I've just crossed the biggest hurdle and that is my fear of actual driving. And you know what? I actually like it. Yes dammit I do! I really luuurve the country roads and the twisted and winding lanes. And believe it or not, I feel quite exhilerated driving in the rain. Snow and ice are a whole different ball game altogether so let's just NOT go there! But does this setback mean that Moonflower now succumbs to the darkest despair? Wilting in rejection? Withering away because of this failure?
As if! Nah, I'm just going to book me another test. And buy a short skirt and a sexy top and see if that'll work *knowing wink*.
Now here's something that I have wondered about for a very long time. Wisdom teeth. A friend of mine recently had his out and, being the inquisitve flower that I am, I questioned him. Needless to say, I got absolutely no sense out of him whatsoever because he was completely drugged up to the eyeballs on tooth drugs. Therefore, I pose these questions to the world...
1) If you have your wisdom teeth removed, does that now mean that you are stupid?
2) If you didn't have wisdom teeth in the first place, does that mean that you never really had a chance to become a nuclear physicist?
3) Therefore, do all nuclear physicists, scientists, developers, engineers still have their wisdom teeth?
4) If you only have a couple of wisdom teeth, are all the other teeth known as stupid teeth? Or is there a hierarchy? Like the grand old wisdom teeth, then you have the warrior incisors and then you have the worker molars, etc.?
No. I have not been drinking anything stronger than a rather good cup of tea nor am I on any drugs... my mind merely works in mysterious ways. And on that note I shall leave you to ponder on the mysterious ways of the molar and look forward to hearing your thoughts... :)
posted by moonflower | 9/11/2004 11:11:00 am
2 Comments:
no wisdom for you on the wisdom teeth issue (mine were pulled even before they grew in, what does that tell you?) but i did want to say sorry about the driving test. Don't despair, lots of us fail at least once before we finally get there. Silly as it sounds - it's one of those skills that really needs to be practiced, if for nothing other than to get comfortable on the road.
hello luv, me again. question: are you publishing an rss feed? if not, consider it? i've moved to the Bloglines side of the world now so i need EVERYONE on rss, dammit. please? thanks.
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