Congratulations bonafide published authordude!

Just a shortie - my mate is a published author now! So, does the fact that I have plans to casually mention this in conversation everywhere, make me shallow? So bite me, I'm shallow and proud!
And especially since I have been writing a book since I was about eleven. I've managed one whole page. In a notebook. A small notebook. And when I say page, I really mean one side of a page. But hey! I started.
This week has been epic in terms of what's going on in my life. Epic in its nothingness and normalacy - that's the way (uh huh, uh huh) I like it! The coolest thing this week? It's just 4 days baby! Thank you God for making the British people want to have holidays for their banks.